"Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired"

"Forgive and forget....no...i say forget about forgiving and accept"

"Carpe Scrotum - (grab life by the balls)"

"Violence isn't a choice, it's an obsession.....the choice lies in the method used for the attack"

"If you shoot me in a dream you better wake up and apologise"

"I never apologise.....im sorry, it's just the way i am"

"Dirty goes with weekend like Kevin goes with Keegan"

"Id hate to have saved your life AND kicked your ass in the same day"

"When i dance i look like a squid on fire"

"The true master paralyses his opponent, leaving him vulnerable to attack"

"Finally chewed my leg outta that bear trap"

"I would throw up but it'd be a waste of perfectly good puke"

"Does it hurt your back to kiss your own ass like that?"

"Sweet as a nut mate, sweet as a nut"

"Save the trees....wipe your ass with an owl"

"Aromatherapy?....sure, pull my finger"

"The squirrels talk to me.......they say 'koo koo kachoo' "

"If you think my attitude stinks...you should smell my fingers"

"You say tomato...i say fuck you"

"Don't make me get my flying monkeys"

"I'm not mad, just ask my camel steve"

"Can't feed em don't breed em"

"Chaos - Panic - Fear.....my work here is done"

"Do u know that "if" is the middle word of life?.....If u can keep ur head when all those around u are losing theirs and blaming it on u.....if u can trust urself when all in doubt...then u have a stronger mind than any other!!!!"

"The test of time is a test of patience and character....if u can persist over the hands of time then u can persevere ur hopes and aspirations"

"Freestylin' on the buckled wheel of life"