CROSSBREEDS !!!!
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These animals were not tested on animals!!!!!

No animals were killed in the makin of these creatures...well i say none, i mean a few....well i say a few, i mean i threw away the remains of the animals and the creations only lasted the total of 4 hours....so i can rephrase the statement to.....sadly all animals were killed in the making of these freaks!!!!!


LLAMADILLO !!!!!!!

Its derek the llamadillo....u may have noticed hes not near the sea...thats because hes allergic to surfers!!! why is he at the beach? i hear u ask...well his best mate steve wanted to watch all the girls go by whilst singin a rather catchy tune describing wot he was doin!!!!

SQUIDGEON !!!!

This exotic species preys on small children just to make them cry....so when their mouths open they can ink in them.......mmmmmmmm inky poop....tastes like chicken soup!!!!


OSTROODLE !!!!

Look in awe at the ostroodle's footballing prowess!!!!.....no...not its ass....its footballing prowess dammit!!!!

SHETLAND WOMBONY !!!!

Aaaaaahhhh isn't it cute!!!!....NO...no it fuckin isn't...u piss this little munchkin off and he'll turn nasty....viscious bugga!!!!



SQUIPPO !!!!

Observe as the fat headed twat sumhow glides through the everglades......until he's shot down by a 9 year old ginger kid with a rifle!!!!

DUCK-BILLED MEERTOPUS !!!!

Brian here seems to be waiting patiently for tube train.....well....he isn't!!!!  He's actually got five kilos of C4 explosives up his rectum and is waiting for the right moment to blow them up...wiping out 15 square miles of london!!!!!



 


 



 


 




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